Amy Vega

"Sign up for the free swimming lessons provided by the parks department during the summer months. The kids come in before the public does. No lines, no waiting. Great instructors."

"My Lobster Roll disappeared from my plate! So good."

"I hate to complain but...They tried to give me diabetes by filling my iced coffee with enough caramel to ice a cake. It was a waste of good coffee to have to ask for it to be fix. RIP iced coffee."

"Watch out for the crazy lady sitting on the front steps smoking cigarettes. Don't look directly at her and don't listen to her crazy talk."

"Bring coffee for the The Awesome Mom and you'll always be welcomed at The Land of the Awesome."

"Please remove your shoes before entering the living room."