"Wear a tiny shirt... Feel like C.C."
"Try to avoid my piles of glitter, props, and costumes while we all prepare for frolics!"
"Get told some white girl problems"
"Acquire a Karmin obsession!"
"Ask about the Free musculoskeletal exams! Or David's musculobreastal exams. B.Y.O.Draping."
"Beware of Porschia La Tigra!!! She is FIERCE!"