"Everyone says the spicy chicken, and it's good. I really like the Dijon roast beef on squaw bread. Staff is very nice. Don't forget cash though."
"Security likes to get on a power trip. No amplified music, so you have to sit here in silence. This of course doesn't apply to the ice cream truck."
"Make sure to ask for your marshmallow Baltimore style."
"This fest is terrible. It's 2:30 and places are already running out of beer, and most of the good beers were for VIP only."