"The Bermuda Triangle has it all. Sunken ships, Flight 19, the Lost City of Atlantis... If you want to disappear without a trace, the Bermuda Triangle is where it's at!"
"Despite the name, it is not a house and NOT actually made of pie."
"The most dangerous place in America is between David Schweikert and a television camera."
"Going to be filling up my canteen with the Strawberry/Cucumber water from the lobby."
"Pretty good Kung Pao chicken."