"If you are on the Ale Trail, and you need this place to finish the Ale Trail, consider not finishing the Ale Trail"
"Spend the extra $1 for the 5-beer flight if it's your first time here."
"This is the premier spot in the valley to watch Mexicans barbecue and play soccer at night."
"Sit at the bar instead of the tables. That way, if you don't see your favorite, you can request it from the chefs."