"Don't be fooled by the advertising for the new crosscut ribs. It doesn't tell you they are floured and flash fried. And confusing and awful."
"Daniel is fantastic! Men, see him for a haircut!"
"$1 per adult to watch your kids at soccer?"
"Ordering the Tremendous Twelve? Consider asking for blueberries in your pancakes!"
"Daniel has earned my highest recommendation. Men, see him for your haircuts!!"