"Beachside nirvana for luvers."
"Pro Tip: Ask for the fireside special and double the bay."
"Our ice cream enemas are delicious!"
"Great old-school store!"
"Free donuts! And the best in residential, commercial and retail design!"
"Handsomely designed airport. The family services & children's play area were top notch. Tons of toys, private nursing rooms, staffed... Simply awesome."