"Make friends with the resident pitbull Leon, he's a darling!"
"This gym rocks! Tried many other gyms in NYC and this one is by far the very best! Try out the sauna too while you're here!"
"They make the vodka sodas strong. Bring your dancing shoes!"
"Come here for a night of 80s inspired songs, unicorn tributes and a masked performance... Shit gets real in portlandia"
"Get the second floor chef / DJ to cook you an omelette. Delicious"