"Shoulder massage while your nails dry!"
"Great weekend classes for your overactive kiddies!"
"Have the cheesy mess... Soooo yummy"
"Nothing like jumping on the 501 LB after a 20min wait, only to find it reeks of urine and there's a ring of garbage around to the back end!"
"Renovating to add a grocery section finally!"
"Gotta love their floor to ceiling cheese fridge!! *drool*"