Tim Conk

"The owner is a merciless tyrant with a lust for torture and pain infliction!"

"The dogs, and Marcie, are noobs."

"Bible Study at the Dude Ranch! Whaddup?!"

"I hear the resident here is a giant douche. And he loves milkz way too much. Watch your milkz!"

"Pet the three legged cat and marvel at how dumb looking the dog is!"