"Quizzo on Thursdays with the best mullet in 19125!"
"Aww, look at the pretty lights. NO, I SAID LOOK AT THEM. LOOOOOOK!"
"The hot chocolate is really, really, really good."
"I've heard of a BYOB restaurant, but not a Bring Your Own Iron, Hairdryer, and Shampoo hotel!"
"Sirloin Tips are awesome!"
"Get the flight, but only order beers served in 10.5 oz pours. It's a great deal and you get a chance to try a bunch of great beers! (Kraftwork people, please don't raise the price!)"