"Lamb shish spicy- no tomatoes. Count it."
"The guy in 314 will let you use his terrace grill."
"No menu items to avoid - treat yourself to a milkshake or a Boston cooler!"
"Don't sit by the speakers - for some reason they're cranked to 11 in here."
"you can get beer anywhere. what's unique about Sheffield's are the BBQ bites. if you don't like those, you're a fascist."
"Death and despair await all those who enter Castle Redskull. Gluten-free cookies, too."