"Small but tons of styles and sizes in stock!"
"20 minutes to toast two bagels with no cream cheese because they were too busy focusing on making sandwiches for people who came in both before and after me. Avoid during any busy time of day."
"No validation, 2 blue, small machine = 30 faces for $7. Best deal going for those trying to play cheap!"
"Only Craps game in town that pays to the quarter!"
"Best Pizza in the area! Try the Spinach Calzone."
"Excellent Burger @ the counter!"