Johnny Golden

"I want to like this place. But if you tell me you "only do bottled water at the bar" then I don't like you at all you pretentious fuck!"

"Come during a natural disaster. The sense of community is amazing. My only complaint, no wifi on Saturday. How am I supposed to track Irene?!"

"Don't come now. The line is almost literally a mile long"

"Nothing special about this place unless you've been working late at a close by office and it's cold out and you just want a comfortable, very low key, familiar place."

"The management here can't keep a thing fixed for more than a week. Laundry card machine never"

"Try the beds. They're quite comfortable."