"Coffee was rubbish, cakes were subpar, staff were monocle-ey aloof. Buy your magazine and just leave is what I say."
"Our espresso came with a card of its flavour notes so you know exactly what you're drinking. Come here to find baristas who are connoisseurs of their coffee."
"Waiter did four rounds of floor sweeping right by us when we were eating. Spoon came dirty with a bit of dried food on it. The food was its only saving grace."
"Service is top-notch and the biryani was perfect. Rice was perfectly cooked, legit Indian-style."
"Never look anywhere else for a slice of lemon drizzle cake."
"Excellent lemon drizzle cake! Hot chocolate is so so but definitely go for the coffee. Goes well with the cake anyway!"