"Insanely good Bakon Bloody Mary!"
"Great burgers, great drink prices, free vintage video game, and Sparkle Donkey Tequila!"
"Dos Donkeyritas, por favor! Linda's now carries Sparkle Donkey (locally owned) tequila."
"All-day Wednesday specials on Sparkle Donkey tequila!"
"Troy, you will never beat Megan by cheating. Play nice."
"Try the Bloody Bacon Martini - Awesome pre-game cocktail!"