"Spinach, tomato, and garlic pizza is the best! I'm in love."
"Order your food here without the hair. I love protien but not someone elses."
"Take some pix and help rebuild the fort."
"Sit back, smoke and wait for the munching!!"
"Don't forget to tip the sexy blonde bartender with a great ass!! Mmmmhmmmmmmm!!!"
"$1.50 wells and domestics. Karaoke Tuesday and amature stripping Wednesday!"