"Watch out for the giant eagle droppings! It can get messy!"
"Reservations? What's that?"
"Food is great....place is cold...put the forks and spoons down and enjoy the biriyani with fingers."
"Better to go down to London sizzler right next door for the best Indian food , great service, great ambiance and honest owner and staff."
"Try the trichinosis plate"
"They have the best pork chops! Ask for the swine platter."