"Got kicked out by the bartender because "No babies allowed." Because my 2 month old baby is begging for alcohol. Right."
"If you're eating with someone, split a Madame Croquet to leave room for one of their fruit tarts."
"Paid $12 for a manicure so this lady can get up every 2mins to help her coworkers. very rude. i've had better service and nails for half this price."
"Gluten free pies are only available in 11""