"Enjoy the cured meats of silicon valley."
"Don't scrimp--spring for the risotto. You'll not regret it."
"Bring your snorkel gear, your camera, and some footwear. The scenery and seclusion can't be beat!"
"Poi. Multi-room audio. Aged whiskey. Friends."
"If you happen to fall sick in wine country, book the Turret Room for a bathtub in the bedroom, and get nursed back to health comfortably."