"Didn't get my "sushi" wet. Simple place, nothing fancy, food is good, price is a massacre."
"Offers "rodízio" system only, quite pricey, the food is great, but the waiters will stuff you up with "obstacle foods" if you let them. Be sure to either ask or wait for the sushi."
"Spread your towel on the sand or jog along the shoreline. Swimming isn't a good idea. The water is pretty polluted. I once saw a chicken's head floating in it..🐔"
"Chá da tarde muito pobre. Até cesta básica tem mais opção."
"Ugly dead cow skin on the floor."
"Taste typical Brazilian food porn. Ask for the Feijoada. And no more. Enjoy the Copacabana beach scenario and the darling decoration inside. Big, delicious plates and nice staff. Borders on pricey."