"I elbowed 4 fella's in the nose. Stay off the gay girls! You dumb knobs."
"Derby girls love this place. Come check it out!"
"I was served moldy toast for breakfast."
"Dr. Bettis and Nurse Leanne are fantastic."
"2 of the sweetest kitties run this neighborhood. Stop and give them a pet."
"Bloody Mary not the best by far."