"Dublin Benedict is not good. It's not corned beef but corned beef hash.and the crappy canned kind."
"Saturdays are no bueno. Basketball court is taken for a class, and it uses all the bosu balls."
"USDA line is not the InselAir line. No matter what the funny little man in the blue shirt says"
"Buffalo Trace, my favourite Bourbon is here."
"Check out the wallpaper and mural. Nicely done"