"Good luck to the new mayor as I bid a good riddance!"
"What was my happy hotel is now under shitty ownership and management. I'm leaving here sad and offended."
"A quirky hotel with an unique, friendly staff. Undergoing a major renovation now!"
"Properly splayed, you may find your chakras come into perfect alignment here"
"TRADER JOE'S SUCKS. THEY WANT YOU TO PAY FOR PARKING!"