"No fries as a separate side. :("
"You order THEN get a table! Don't be a dick and grab one first."
"Try the irrational beers. Changes all the time and they are always interesting."
"I know oatmeal is not usually impressive, but the oatmeal here is AMAZING!"
"If you like a thin patty, order it FOB!"
"The bang mi are amazing. However, try the shrimp fritters. AMAZING!"