"Wear shoes that are attached to your feet. 100% attached. Beware the bog monsters."
"Learn to tomahawk to avoid crashing into walls."
"Make sure you wear a red shirt."
"EAT ALL THE THINGS. #delicious"
"Roll the windows down and breathe deep - you're gonna be here a while."
"Try to find a table that doesn't wobble. Or a chair w/ the cushion still attached."