"Not sure where rusty went hopefully no one picked him up for din din. I miss the lil fella. :("
"Watch the new movies and pick an old one from time to time!"
"Don't leave the toilet seat up if you don't want your balls chopped off... Just sayin"
"Never leave the toilet seat up, unless you like getting the shit kicked out of you."
"Don't spit off the north side balcony. It'll hit you right in the face!"