Steve Zvolanek

"Get a facial. You're not even a man unless you do. I guarantee your face will thank you."

"This is the worst Burger King EVER!! Service is horrible. Food is gross. The staff is rude, lazy, and couldn't care less about their jobs. Thanks, ghetto girl, for screwing up my whopper."

"Spiders hang out here, too."

"East Memphis is a great place to live! It has everything and is not completely ghetto!!"

"Ribs are terrible!!!!! This place lives off reputation alone. Don't waste your time or money. And this place takes a lot of both!!!!"

"Best "child" care in Memphis! Grizzly players bring their dogs here, too. Jeff is going to take great care of you."