"Here's how long I waited on a Sunday evening. Prepare to wait."
"The red sauce is the spicier of the two. Go for green if you want the milder sauce."
"Bring the stack of New Yorkers you've been collecting by your bedside. Trying to land a table on a Sunday morning is a true wait."
"Ariel talks way too fast when taking your order. Slow down!"
"Congested roads with bumper to bumper bicycles. We need to have a pedestrian version of this event."
"No sweet iced tea? Strike 1."