"Beers all have a bad vinegar taste. Maybe the lines need a good cleaning, dunno but a bad bad beer flaw."
"Ask about 'other' seasonals, can be quite good and/or interesting."
"Don't drink the water. Yuck."
"Avoid dryer #3, meh, dryers in general aren't great. 2 cycles=lame."
"Boss Doyle's bar has chimay grand Crüe 07! Yum!"