"More Alternative Jams Than Your Average Student Radio Station!"
"Anyone for Tennis, wouldn't that be nice"
"Forget P90X - just spend 5 minutes in the wrestle room"
"Take the kids downstairs to the OTB and explain to them the miracle of wagering on the horses"
"Park there & never leave so you will have a great spot again later"
"D-up Evan Brown & shut him down!"