Steve McMahon

"Go back to the airport. Get enterprise or hertz. This company may cost less, but they don't check their standard emergency features (spare tire, tire iron, jack) and the roads are rough on a car."

"Tried the Gorgonzola and pear and the prosciutto... Both were phenom. Pleasant service, good prices!"

"First, I burned half my tongue on the molten hot insides of an onion ring. Then, I got a piece of breading from my Jamaican jerk boneless buffalo wing lodged in one of my wisdom teeth. Hodor."

"Give the dogs a treat and they stop jumping on you."

"Buy a machete for $7."

"Lessons for dozens of instruments for all ages!"