"The Very Reverand Srdjan is the coolest Proto-Presbytary (Arch-Priest) on the Island! Saturday afternoon services at 5:30 pm."
"Don't eat the Corpse Fruit Cookies."
"I guess I can put Dana at the top of the suspect list since one of the dogs has been poisoned and killed."
"The Witchery is really in the 2000 block of Postoffice street. Go to Broadway, turn north on 22nd street, then right on Postoffice. It'll be on the left."
"They just made some fresh chocolate chip and macadamian nut cookies!"