"Closed down due to government cutbacks. Try Santry or Ballymun Garda Station instead."
"Nice food but I think the coffee is better in 'The Art of Coffee' across the road."
"Great food! One of the few places in Clifden that do a decent coffee."
"Try the Chicken and Mushroom Vol-Au-Vents or the Steak Baguette! All the seafood is great too although avoid the chips, they're usually overdone."
"An awful bellend lives here... Women be warned!"
"Once you enter here, you may not leave... Best to avoid."