"Get the Maker's Mark and Madagascar Vanilla ice cream!"
"Get the Pollo a la Mexicana taco, it's amazing!"
"Try to Beso de Barca cocktail, very tasty!"
"Get the SoMa dog, it's literally sex in your mouth."
"Get the iced mocha! Totally worth the wait!"
"All the seasoning stays on the outside. Leaves for some bland crawfish. Maybe the crab is better?"