"It should be the Farmers' Market, with an apostrophe, not Farmers Market"
"Get a Double Ridgemont Reserve 1792 Maple Old Fashioned."
"Don't even think about carrying on that snow globe you bought."
"Everyone says go for the Hurricane, but you should get the '57 Chevy instead!"
"Grab a glass of wine (or two) and enjoy Art in the Evening on Friday nights from 5:30-8:00 next to Iris. Live music!"