"If you ride an electric scooter make sure you charged it well before you leave"
"Want to know what's good on Indian Palms Trail my 2 crazy Terriers"
"I'm bout to pull parking lot patrol, Yo!"
"If it looks like doo doo, and it smells like doo doo,....then its probably doo doo."
"Come out to see us today, we have small dogs. Cute dogs! So come and find your new family pet"
"Little scarey when your from the suburbs. Lock your doors, and never take candy from strangers at this racetrac!!"