Jason Herring

"Missed on every level. I had to call ahead in order to get crab pizza and my plate was definitely just flimsy paper"

"Admire the pretty pink waiting room before your nightmare begins"

"Don't come here in a hurry. Low staff and other customers that require at least an hr of their attention"

"Lay on the outside of the bed or be sucked into the middle of it like johnny depp in nightmare on elm street"

"Dont come here unless you want to be bait and switched with the worlds smallest motel room and get bitten by insects that scientists haven't discovered yet"

"I think somebody slipped roofies in my drink here"