"OMFG the Black & White Cookie... I orgasmed."
"Such a lovely park! Bring a blanket and a book and chill out for a while."
"This is a beautiful memorial, but this place is a cluster fuck. I don't recommend coming here."
"The duck hash was jizztastic."
"Climb the stairs leading up to the observatory and prepare yourself for one of the most breathtaking city views you will ever see."
"It's not very large, but has some nice pieces. You can do most of it in about an hour or so. Totally worth adding to your itinerary."