"closed on Wednesdays for some reason"
"be weary of exhibit names and actual content. the rembrandt (fine print: dutch masters) exhibit only had 1 Rembrandt."
"You can buy stuff cheap and not feel bad like you should if you shop at Wal-Mart."
"don't hold your breath waiting for your order."
"Might not be the best place if your puppy isn't immunized..."