"Best iced tea on campus: only two bucks"
"Good beans. Good rice. If you're poor just get a side of beans and cheese or beans and rice. Plenty of food and totally delicious."
"George takei is the spokesman for social security."
"The good chef at pippin was fired and now their food is gross. Go to brandywine."
"The tables are nice, and the ones with light cause this cool blurring effect"
"Oh I see you have passed me Infiniti g35, clearly I must acquiesce to you far grander male genitalia"