"The food is good but the service sucks. I never want to come back."
"I love the Strawberry Shortcake with Sweet Cream Ice Cream!!!!!!!!!"
"DO NOT spill or mess anything up or you will get banned from the Magical Mansion!"
"Don't forget to tip the cook :)"
"Don't come here empty handed."
"You better have peanuts or an icee or a vagina or your not coming in."