Sonya

"I once got ants in my chicken caesar salad. Free shot of protein, bra!"

"Don't pay with large bills or dollar bills if possible. Tesoro only allows $30 in the register after 10pm and $50 in the daytime or you'll be waiting a while for change."

"Don't eat the doughnuts, they collect fruit flies after about 12pm. The hotdog roller is unsanitary and most of the workers use cold sanitation water and no soap. However, the night shift girl is cute"

"Bring you military ID, or no can!"

"Pronounce slowly and with caution"

"Bring your members card for extra savings!"