"Try the hot and sour soup!!!"
"Best place to start your next bowel movement. :)"
"Try the roast pork lunch box, very crispy skin."
"Try the spare ribs...you won't regret it."
"Don't buy the water from the vending machine...it is only 300ml (basically 2 gulps) just go get yourself a Nalgene."
"Please learn how to park between the lines of the parking spots, you will just make it harder for yourself when you want to get in your car."