"The coffee from the vending machines tastes awful. But the Starbucks coffee doesnt taste of anything much. Take your pick."
"There are two large bowling lanes at the back of the bar, if you're brave!"
"Try the excellent real beers on-tap from their microbrewery."
"The sauna is in the basement."
"The outdoor hot tub is accessed from the first floor landing."
"Why is there always a really long queue at the bank?"