SmartLogic

"No wifi during lunch hours == not getting our business."

"Unless you like losing Internet connectivity 3x per hour you might want to try Lamill, which has consistently reliable Internet."

"No free Internet, but contact your friends at SmartLogic to hop on our guest wifi! But be careful when you put your phone down on the aluminum table as that hurts the signal."

"Show them your student ID card (and tell them you're a student) for 10% off your bill! Teachers get the discount too."

"The Internet here is flaky. Contact your friends at SmartLogic to hop on their guest wifi."