"Watch out for the guy who falls asleep in his chair whilst drinking. He is strange. The other more charming fellow is cool tho"
"Well, I didn't see Ruthie Lucy or Mary anywhere! This place is weird! Just a tourist trap in my opinion!"
"This place smells like shit..."
"This inn is very expensive!!!! But, hot chicks always get a free bed! And cab fair to the destination of my choice!!"
"Try the porterhouse and the works baked potato!!! Simply delicious"
"Food is awesome. Steak sandwich on cheese garlic bread is fantastic!!"