S.J. Velasquez

"Free vacuum stations. And there are lots of hoses. No wait."

"Tom the bartender is legendary. Happy hours with Tom are the happiest of hours."

"Nice beer selection, crispy wings."

"House sauce has meat in it. If you're not big on red meat, be sure to specify plain sauce on your pasta."

"I was misdiagnosed with muscle spasms when I actually had blood clots in both lungs, even though I politely insisted it wasn't muscle pain that was making breathing painful."

"As much as I want to help students get proper hands-on training, I won't let them practice on me anymore. It's OK to say no to students and ask for a trained professional instead."