"I cannot go to group here even though I pay for "Premium Membership" just like the gym class nightmare from high school"
"If you are not a "regular" at lap swim time don't come here. The "regular" lap swimmers will not share a lane with a new person"
"Culver's is McDonald's for snow birds"
"The train makes any trip to this store a good trip"
"This is a better store then the big box from North Carolina and the orange box"