"Glad to have a new local Irish pub in Bloubergstrand."
"Good music and sumptuous Tapas!"
"Its Friday the 13th - If you scared you suffer from Friggatriskaidekaphobia"
"Does the Woolies store in heaven sell long life products."
"If we gave God a Woolies credit card - What limit would we give him?"
"The difference between excellence and mediocrity is commitment."